Baby Hedgehog Rescued by ‘Well-Meaning’ Woman Turns Out to Be a Pom-Pom
What, like you've never made a simple mistake??
Friends, enemies, and hedgies,
Hi!
I’m listening to Harry Styles’ album from 2022, “Harry’s House,” while I sit on the second floor loft of my neighborhood coffee shop and peer down on everyone ordering their bevvies like a witch atop her mountain.
Cute!
Scary!
The vibes today are TBD because I didn’t get a lot of sleep and I’m famously a sleep hog (ideal amount is 10 hours—so sue me!)
Speaking of hogs, today’s headline is so precious, I weep (could also be the sleep deprivation).
The most important takeaway from the article is that the wildlife hospital named the pom-pom, Hoglet. I’m not having another baby, but if I were: hellooooo name contender!
Alrighty then (timely pop culture reference), here’s the poem!
Did you know a group of hedgehogs is called a “Preorder A BIT MUCH”? The animal kingdom is so silly!
xoxo
Lynds
“two tender eyes that rush to rescue long before they rush to judgement” made me weepy but “change the course of hedgestory” brought me right back
I can't stop looking at the picture, incredible