may I interest you in a garden-fresh headline poem?
It’s unfair how very, very good this is. AND this beetle’s journey led me to your substack. Next stop…pre-order. Better than a butthole.
Dying. That opening line. I think that may make it into the Family Lexicon for our house. Just found your substack yesterday. Will preorder asap.
ahhh YAY thank you and welcome to the madness!!!
1) Your live-editing reel really just needs to make its way over to teachergram. Seriously.
2) IMO it's not YOU saying "which is to say," it's the speaker of the poem who is the type to NEED TO SAY "which is to say," and that's important.
3) Now I'm looking into the water table add-on sitch
4) Thanks for being in my inbox bc the IG feed is just sometimes too much for me!
OOOOH to #2 yes!!
"Like a bonus french fry in your inbox" continues to prove to be correct, every week.
my heart!
“When God closes a mouth he opens a butthole”??!!?!
SHEER BRILLIANCE; if I can ever stop cackling I’ll be sending this poem to everyone I know
hahhahah
please name your next book CAN WE TALK ABOUT FROG BUTTS
not "When god closes a mouth he opens a butthole"???
dammit, that's good too
It’s unfair how very, very good this is. AND this beetle’s journey led me to your substack. Next stop…pre-order. Better than a butthole.
Dying. That opening line. I think that may make it into the Family Lexicon for our house. Just found your substack yesterday. Will preorder asap.
ahhh YAY thank you and welcome to the madness!!!
1) Your live-editing reel really just needs to make its way over to teachergram. Seriously.
2) IMO it's not YOU saying "which is to say," it's the speaker of the poem who is the type to NEED TO SAY "which is to say," and that's important.
3) Now I'm looking into the water table add-on sitch
4) Thanks for being in my inbox bc the IG feed is just sometimes too much for me!
OOOOH to #2 yes!!
"Like a bonus french fry in your inbox" continues to prove to be correct, every week.
my heart!
“When God closes a mouth he opens a butthole”??!!?!
SHEER BRILLIANCE; if I can ever stop cackling I’ll be sending this poem to everyone I know
hahhahah
please name your next book CAN WE TALK ABOUT FROG BUTTS
not "When god closes a mouth he opens a butthole"???
dammit, that's good too